Better Read The Evaluation Of BangBros Than Reading Your Torah/Bible/Talmud/Upanishads

I lived in India for 3 years and while I was there, I learnt the so-called ‘First language ever on the face of Earth – Sanskrit’ and while learning it, I observed that Sanskrit is completely sex and sexuality centered. They use the word ‘Kama’ for sex and sexuality in Sanskrit and it is used everywhere. The Indian mythology is also obsessed with the sex and sexuality, a lot more than the Jewish mythology is.

Since I learnt how filthy the so-called ancient and prehistoric holy people were, I have stopped feeling guilty while having live sex cam chat with those blonde bimbos and yesterday, I also wrote a 2000 word long evaluation of BangBros Free Porn Videos, which I believe will help tons of other horny and filthy bastards like myself.

A couple of hours ago, I felt like going back to the early 1990s and I chose to listen to one of my favorite English band – Duran Duran’s song – Ordinary World to feel like I am in the early 1990s again. After listening to the song for a couple of times, I felt like writing a sex parody for the song, which I did and I share the same with you here:-

Came thrice on the rainy Thursday

In the bathroom

Thought you heard my screams when I ejaculated.

I turned on the lights, the TV

And the radio

Still it was too loud to escape the ears of you.

What has happened to burnol?

It doesn’t fix my dick

Where is my dick that I recognize?

Gone away.

But I won’t cry while I am rubbing

Rubbing is just too much of fun

I jerk-off whenever I see a 9

And as I successfully made my way

To my mother’s egg

I will learn to survive.

Pornography or Live Sex Cam Chat

Once prompted you to think

“A Big Black Cock will tear both your slimeholes”

Well now your virginity’s gone out the runwa

Suck my huge cock

Finger your pussy in the day

Let me in the vacuum of your arse.

What is happening to me?

Horny, some would say

Where is my fucktoy when I need her the most?

Gone for a surgery.

Papers in the roadside

Tell of fuckery within families

Fuck today, take a wank tomorrow

Ooh, here besides the news of Sinaga and Josef Fritzl

I look like St Thomas or Paul.

‘Rubbing is too much fun’ by KaktusNipples

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